Retro Quote T-Shirt
Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Quit Sniffing Glue. Retro Movie Quote T-Shirt
$35.00
Retro Quote T-Shirt
Don't Call Me Shirley.
$35.00
Free U.S. shipping over $40 Premium tri-blend Sizes XS-3XL
When will it arrive?
Every shirt is made after you order. Most orders are produced in 2-5 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 1-8 business days.
Full shipping detailsWhat if there is a problem?
Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are eligible for a replacement or refund when reported within 30 days of delivery.
Refund and replacement policyDon't call me Shirley. A deadpan line for the people who know exactly when to deliver it.
Soft, lightweight Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend with the broken-in feel of a favorite vintage tee. Solid black with bold white quote artwork and a small Broski Tees VHS mark at the back collar. Regular unisex fit, side-seamed, and pre-shrunk. 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon.
Made for rewatch nights, quote-club recognition, and people who get it.
Soft, lightweight Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend with the broken-in feel of a favorite vintage tee. Solid black with bold white quote artwork and a small Broski Tees VHS mark at the back collar. Regular unisex fit, side-seamed, and pre-shrunk. 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon.
Made for rewatch nights, quote-club recognition, and people who get it.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Black tees, killer quotes, big vintage lettering. Those who get it, get it.
Made for people who grew up quoting the scene, rewinding the tape, and waiting all week for the next episode.
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