I’d Rather Take a Butcher’s Word for It Unisex Tee

When in doubt, trust the expert—“I’d rather take a butcher’s word for it.” A classic Tommy Boy moment that proves sometimes, it’s best to not over-explain things.

Printed in a clean, bold retro style, this tee is a subtle nod to one of the funniest misfires in sales history. Whether you’re a fan of classic slapstick, a professional smooth talker, or just love a good ‘90s comedy reference, this shirt is a must-have.

🎥 Perfect for: Tommy Boy fans, Chris Farley lovers, and anyone who’s ever butchered an explanation.
🎬 Style: Classic typography on a premium soft cotton blend for all-day comfort.
📺 Pairs well with: Sales pitches, questionable analogies, and a good laugh.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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