Retro Quote T-Shirt
Identity Theft Is Not a Joke Retro Sitcom Quote T-Shirt
$35.00
Identity Theft Is Not a Joke. A recognition-first sitcom quote tee for people who know the line before the scene finishes.
Printed on a premium Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend with the soft, lightweight, broken-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt. Bold white vintage-inspired lettering keeps the line clean, recognizable, and ready for every rewatch.
• Premium black unisex tri-blend tee.
• Ultra-soft, lightweight, broken-in vintage feel.
• Bold white vintage-inspired quote artwork.
• Broski Tees VHS back-collar logo.
• Regular fit with durable side-seamed construction.
• Made for rewatches, inside jokes, and finding your people.
Printed on a premium Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend with the soft, lightweight, broken-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt. Bold white vintage-inspired lettering keeps the line clean, recognizable, and ready for every rewatch.
• Premium black unisex tri-blend tee.
• Ultra-soft, lightweight, broken-in vintage feel.
• Bold white vintage-inspired quote artwork.
• Broski Tees VHS back-collar logo.
• Regular fit with durable side-seamed construction.
• Made for rewatches, inside jokes, and finding your people.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Black tees, killer quotes, big vintage lettering. Those who get it, get it.
Made for people who grew up quoting the scene, rewinding the tape, and waiting all week for the next episode.
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