Retro Quote T-Shirt
I Was Thinking of the Immortal Words of Socrates When He Said, "I Drank What?" Retro Movie Quote T-Shirt
$35.00
Retro Quote T-Shirt
It's a Moral Imperative
$35.00
Free U.S. shipping over $40 Premium tri-blend Sizes XS-3XL
When will it arrive?
Every shirt is made after you order. Most orders are produced in 2-5 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 1-8 business days.
Full shipping detailsWhat if there is a problem?
Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are eligible for a replacement or refund when reported within 30 days of delivery.
Refund and replacement policyIt's a Moral Imperative. A compact declaration for anyone who can turn a questionable plan into an unavoidable matter of principle. Made for rewatches, inside jokes, and finding your people.
Printed on a premium Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend with the soft, lightweight, broken-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt. Bold white vintage-inspired lettering lets the quote do the talking.
- Premium black unisex tri-blend tee.
- Ultra-soft, lightweight, broken-in vintage feel.
- Bold off-white vintage-inspired quote artwork.
- Broski Tees VHS back-collar logo.
- Regular fit with durable side-seamed construction.
- Available in XS-3XL.
Size guide
Measurements are garment dimensions. Compare with a favorite tee for the best fit.
Inches
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16.5 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Centimeters
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Black tees, killer quotes, big vintage lettering. Those who get it, get it.
Made for people who grew up quoting the scene, rewinding the tape, and waiting all week for the next episode.
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