J. Peterman Unisex Tee

A man. A legend. A walking thesaurus of dramatic monologues. J. Peterman. Whether you’re a Seinfeld superfan, an aficionado of eccentric storytelling, or just appreciate the finer things in life, this tee is for you.

Printed in a clean, bold retro style, this Seinfeld-inspired design is a subtle nod to one of the most delightfully over-the-top characters in sitcom history. A must-have for fans of grandiose speeches and wildly unnecessary detail.

🎥 Perfect for: Seinfeld fans, lovers of absurd storytelling, and anyone who appreciates exquisite fabric choices.
🎬 Style: Classic typography on a premium soft cotton blend for all-day comfort.
📺 Pairs well with: Exotic travel, detailed descriptions of mundane objects, and running a catalog empire.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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