Front hanger mockup of the black tri-blend Make Me a Bicycle quote T-shirt

Retro Quote T-Shirt

Make Me a Bicycle

$35.00

Free U.S. shipping over $40 Premium tri-blend Sizes XS-3XL

When will it arrive?

Every shirt is made after you order. Most orders are produced in 2-5 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 1-8 business days.

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What if there is a problem?

Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are eligible for a replacement or refund when reported within 30 days of delivery.

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MAKE ME A BICYCLE. A wonderfully odd one-liner for the people who instantly hear the scene. Bold white vintage-inspired lettering sits high on a solid black tee, with the Broski Tees VHS mark at the back collar.

Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend has the soft, broken-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt. Unisex regular fit; lightweight 3.4 oz fabric. 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Check the size guide for your fit.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS 68.6 42
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1

Black tees, killer quotes, big vintage lettering. Those who get it, get it.

Made for people who grew up quoting the scene, rewinding the tape, and waiting all week for the next episode.

Same vibe. More lines.

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