Retro Quote T-Shirt
Son of a Nutcracker
$35.00
Free U.S. shipping over $40 Premium tri-blend Sizes XS-3XL
When will it arrive?
Every shirt is made after you order. Most orders are produced in 2-5 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 1-8 business days.
Full shipping detailsWhat if there is a problem?
Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are eligible for a replacement or refund when reported within 30 days of delivery.
Refund and replacement policySON OF A NUTCRACKER. A bold two-line quote for holiday rewatch nights and people who know the line. White vintage-inspired lettering sits high on a solid black tee, with the Broski Tees VHS mark at the back collar.
Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend has that soft, broken-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt. Unisex regular fit; lightweight 3.4 oz fabric. 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Check the size guide for your fit.
Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend has that soft, broken-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt. Unisex regular fit; lightweight 3.4 oz fabric. 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Check the size guide for your fit.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Black tees, killer quotes, big vintage lettering. Those who get it, get it.
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