Retro Quote T-Shirt
The Jerk Store Called
$35.00
Free U.S. shipping over $40 Premium tri-blend Sizes XS-3XL
When will it arrive?
Every shirt is made after you order. Most orders are produced in 2-5 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 1-8 business days.
Full shipping detailsWhat if there is a problem?
Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are eligible for a replacement or refund when reported within 30 days of delivery.
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A black retro sitcom quote t-shirt for 90s comedy fans, rewatch regulars, and anyone who knows a perfectly timed comeback when they hear one. Broski Tees keeps it simple: black tees, killer quotes, and big vintage lettering for the people who get it.
Printed on a premium Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend with the soft, lightweight, broken-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt.
• Premium Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend
• Bold white vintage-inspired quote artwork
• Soft, lightweight everyday fit
• Broski Tees VHS back-collar logo
• Made for sitcom rewatches, inside jokes, and finding your people
A black retro sitcom quote t-shirt for 90s comedy fans, rewatch regulars, and anyone who knows a perfectly timed comeback when they hear one. Broski Tees keeps it simple: black tees, killer quotes, and big vintage lettering for the people who get it.
Printed on a premium Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend with the soft, lightweight, broken-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt.
• Premium Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend
• Bold white vintage-inspired quote artwork
• Soft, lightweight everyday fit
• Broski Tees VHS back-collar logo
• Made for sitcom rewatches, inside jokes, and finding your people
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Black tees, killer quotes, big vintage lettering. Those who get it, get it.
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