Retro Quote T-Shirt
There's Always Money in the Banana Stand
$35.00
Free U.S. shipping over $40 Premium tri-blend Sizes XS-3XL
When will it arrive?
Every shirt is made after you order. Most orders are produced in 2-5 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 1-8 business days.
Full shipping detailsWhat if there is a problem?
Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are eligible for a replacement or refund when reported within 30 days of delivery.
Refund and replacement policyThere's always money in the banana stand. A deadpan line that quote people recognize before you finish saying it, printed big and clean on a soft black tee.
The Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend has that broken-in, favorite-vintage-shirt feel from the first wear. A balanced three-line front print gives the joke room to land; a small Broski Tees VHS mark sits at the back collar.
• Solid Black Triblend; regular unisex fit
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Lightweight 3.4 oz/yd² fabric
• Front quote graphic and small outside back-collar logo
• Sizes XS–3XL
Made for the person who hears the line and already knows what comes next.
The Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend has that broken-in, favorite-vintage-shirt feel from the first wear. A balanced three-line front print gives the joke room to land; a small Broski Tees VHS mark sits at the back collar.
• Solid Black Triblend; regular unisex fit
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Lightweight 3.4 oz/yd² fabric
• Front quote graphic and small outside back-collar logo
• Sizes XS–3XL
Made for the person who hears the line and already knows what comes next.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Black tees, killer quotes, big vintage lettering. Those who get it, get it.
Made for people who grew up quoting the scene, rewinding the tape, and waiting all week for the next episode.
Same vibe. More lines.
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