Front hanger mockup of black tri-blend T-shirt with There's Always Money in the Banana Stand quote in white vintage lettering

Retro Quote T-Shirt

There's Always Money in the Banana Stand Retro Sitcom Quote T-Shirt

$35.00
There's always money in the banana stand. A deadpan line that quote people recognize before you finish saying it, printed big and clean on a soft black tee.

The Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend has that broken-in, favorite-vintage-shirt feel from the first wear. A balanced three-line front print gives the joke room to land; a small Broski Tees VHS mark sits at the back collar.

• Solid Black Triblend; regular unisex fit
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Lightweight 3.4 oz/yd² fabric
• Front quote graphic and small outside back-collar logo
• Sizes XS–3XL

Made for the person who hears the line and already knows what comes next.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS 68.6 42
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1

Black tees, killer quotes, big vintage lettering. Those who get it, get it.

Made for people who grew up quoting the scene, rewinding the tape, and waiting all week for the next episode.