Touch Me and I’ll Sue Unisex Tee

When words are your best defense—“Touch me and I’ll sue!” Whether you’re dodging drama, laying down the law, or just love a good over-the-top villain moment, this tee delivers.

Printed in a clean, bold retro style, this minimalist tee is a subtle nod to one of the best antagonists in sports movie history. Perfect for fans of classic boxing flicks, trash-talking promoters, and anyone who knows how to work the system.

🥊 Perfect for: Rocky fans, 80s/90s movie lovers, and those who prefer legal action over physical confrontation.
🎬 Style: Classic typography on a premium soft cotton blend for all-day comfort.
📺 Pairs well with: Ringside seats, big talk, and an airtight lawsuit.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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