I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY! – Unisex Tee

Michael Scott didn’t say bankruptcy. He declared it.
One of the most iconic lines from The Office, now immortalized on a tee for fans who know that when life gets tough… sometimes you just have to shout into the void.

This shirt is a tribute to Money (Season 4), stress meltdowns, and every misinformed business decision you’ve powered through with confidence and a touch of chaos.

Whether you’re dodging bills or just celebrating the World’s Best Boss, this tee is a must-own for Office lovers, sitcom quote collectors, and anyone with a paper company-sized heart.

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🧵 Product Details:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

⚠️ Disclaimer: Fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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