Front hanger mockup of the black tri-blend Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. quote T-shirt

Retro Quote T-Shirt

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

$35.00

Free U.S. shipping over $40 Premium tri-blend Sizes XS-3XL

When will it arrive?

Every shirt is made after you order. Most orders are produced in 2-5 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 1-8 business days.

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What if there is a problem?

Damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items are eligible for a replacement or refund when reported within 30 days of delivery.

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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. A recognition-first sitcom quote tee for people who know the line before the scene finishes.

Printed on a premium Bella + Canvas 3413 tri-blend with the soft, lightweight, broken-in feel of a favorite vintage shirt. Bold white vintage-inspired lettering keeps the line clean, recognizable, and ready for every rewatch.

  • Premium black unisex tri-blend tee.
  • Ultra-soft, lightweight, broken-in vintage feel.
  • Bold white vintage-inspired quote artwork.
  • Broski Tees VHS back-collar logo.
  • Regular fit with durable side-seamed construction.
  • Made for rewatches, inside jokes, and finding your people.

Black tees, killer quotes, big vintage lettering. Those who get it, get it.

Made for people who grew up quoting the scene, rewinding the tape, and waiting all week for the next episode.

Same vibe. More lines.

More like this one.

Keep the bit going with the other lines your people will recognize before anyone else catches up.